I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.
i drove for nine hours #now i'm nine hours away from home #no one is here #the streets are empty #how did this happen #where has civilisation gone #i am alone in the universe #oh wait no there's an echidna it's okay
i’m buying up all the black cucumbers, black fluffy towels and black face cream i can find for my sad but relaxing goth day spa
so I’m with my boyfriend and we’re talking in my room and we’re flirting a bit and everything is really cute and perf until we start leaning in to kiss and my 17 yr old brother starts blasting the jaws theme from another room