- i’m a girlboy.
- a girlboy?
- to make a baby, parents play tic-tac-toe. when one wins, god sends Xs and Ys. xx for a girl, and xy for a boy. but my x for a girl fell in the trash, and i got a y instead. see? a scientific error! but god will fix it and send me an x and make me a girl and then we’ll get married, okay?
Where is this from?
(Source: fyeahhiddlesworth, via yokooono)
im the punk rock friend that every group needs
(Source: geizler, via rubee)
i’ve never seen something so accurate
the main thing i look forward to in life is raising dogs w/ someone i love
and they say good literature is dead
how do we even decide what our favorite colors are, are our brains just like “i like green because yea”